Quotes

As I'm writing this I'm waiting for a .vmdk file to move to another hard drive on my ESXi server so I figured I'd share some quotes with you that make me laugh...

"The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character."
- - - P.J. O'Rourke "Holidays in Hell"

"Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is so watery it's a marvel they can breed."
- - - D. H. Lawrence, 1912

"America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top."
- - - Charlie King

"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in."
- - - Katharine Whitehorn

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
- - - Abraham Lincoln

"If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised."
- - - Dorothy Parker

"Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other."
- - - Neil Simon